i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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