I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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