Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I was not drunk enough for that final.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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