It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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