I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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