I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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