Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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