He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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