I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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