if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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