the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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