It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
True strength comes from lack of pants
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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