I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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