bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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