Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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