I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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My penis needs a shock collar
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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