So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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I love having hate sex.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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