how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Randomize