Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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