Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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