found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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