this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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