just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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Of course I have a pirate flag
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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