so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I didn't notice because vodka
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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