People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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