Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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