Christians are straight up FREAKS
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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