my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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