Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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