READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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