awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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