We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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