It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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