that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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