They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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