i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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