You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Are we still banned from the library?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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YO. MCGRIDDLES.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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