Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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