You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My breasts were aching with rage.
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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