when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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