Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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