i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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