my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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