birth control should be required to get into college
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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