I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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