i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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