HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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