I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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