I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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