Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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